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Eh i dont want to bother with this crazy post thin on this shitty website. So no reason to go here anymore i guess.

so if anyone even still reads the newgrounds blogs, i want to say my internet is doing pretty ghey stuff

so it could not last long, or it could just be a small time thing but dont worry :3

FORGET ALL THAT I SUCK COCKS IT WORKS FINE NOW

ALSO BELOW IS TOTALLY NOT HIPSTER AND BOTH THE TWO ARE TALENTED

Me and joe are working on a collab album, he'll make beats while i rap what think?

ALSO HEALTH CARE (kind of) OMG WERTYHEFGHGFDWGFRHFDWDEFGHNGFDSDEFGNHB GFDSDBGHDSDWEFSBGHFDFNFDFDFBGNDF

because no one is really updating blogs and what not im going to be a super nonconformist

even though we really only quit updating because there is no reason to go to newgrounds when elvis left

why elvis held on for so long i dont even know

Anyway, the reason why i might have not been on skype in a while is because of this sleep pattern i've just stuck too. I get up at 12 am and go to bed at 5-6 pm.

As for my future i don't know what do. I could do some job i hate for money but then i lose the reason why i wanted money in the first place. If I wanted money to be happy then why would i do something my whole life to make me unhappy? And really nothing actually legit makes me happy just a computer+meal+indoors. The indoors thing is debatable.

I find it weird that in your guy's eyes my personality is an oxymoron. First you say I'm a marnly marn then you say im a materialistic capitalist HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM CLINT EASTWOOD.

This is irrelevant and can be ignored but i see no reason why you want to be a buddist. Is it one of those "i dont want to let go of it so i'll make me own version of it knowing deep down im really just not liking it" deals?

None of that is important though. WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, the etna trip.

1. apartments don't fucking exist in Etna only near it
2.the average house in Etna cost $300k
3. if we all worked minimum wage most we could make up is 45k a year, that's good but not in etna
4. it's seems like you guys are putting this in the back of your heads and not thinking about it

MEANWHILE IN SEATTLE BEING ALL AWESOME
1.http://www.seattlerentals.com/13361
2.the Seattle, WA minimum wage is at least $8.07 meaning 60k a year
3. Elvis wont admit the truth ^
4.we still lurve you elvis , but this may be what it comes down to

It doesn't matter that this isn't funny now it matters is that elvis didn't find it funny when he was 10 but he still watches dumb shit like home movies when he's older

I can't even look at them as people anymore D:

For what ever reason i forgot that the internet was a good source of free shit anytime i wanted. So now im going to be reading all the books i have possibly wanted to read on the internet.

Add any to the list if you want to help me :3

Catcher in the Rye-Finished just 30 min ago
The great Gatsby
Ulysses
A clockwork orange
Huckleberry fin(read this but i wasn't old enough to really like it)
Fight Club
No Country For old men
Catch 22
Lolita
1984

Joes audio submission in order of how good they are
this may or may not hurt his feelings :3

PET CACTUS
ELVIS CANT DEFINE IRONY (damn strait it's number 2)
CORNUCOPIANISM(why these two don't have goat on them i dont know)
INDICATION
STEREO SEXUAL
A FEMALE

Strange to think you only have 5 songs, seems like there should be more. The reason why i thought it may hurt your feelings making the list is because the songs i think you are most proud of weren't at the top. Well except for pet cactus.

Try and prove google wrong

Shrek was drinking his coffee and eating his breakfast when his head was hit with a large piece of wood. He looked of to see donkey waking up and had kicked it open the door of his room to get through. "Hey why didn't just open door with the knob ass hole" Shrek yelled. "Why didn't your lazy ass fix the knob like you said you would" the donkey replied with a tired growl. Shrek got up to scream "I'm tired of your fucking whining If you don't like then get the fuck out." "You know what I fucking am TODAY" donkey got up closer to Shrek in anger. "You..." Shrek leaned over donkey with his coffee and accidentally spit half the cup on his back. " OH MY GOD SHREK YOU ASS HOLE" Donkey went ape shit. He reared his head down and smashed into Shrek's balls than ran out the door knowing Shrek would beat his ass.

Shrek ran like he had never ran before fueled by rage. Donkey was to busy looking back to see if shrek was after him and trip in mud. Shrek caught up to him and cornered Donkey. "Ok man it was out of anger i didn't mean it i'm sorry" cried donkey. "I DONT GIVE A SHIT" roared shrek as he grabbed the nearest rock. Shrek grabbed donkey and began beating his face his the rock till he could see the no more detail in his face. When he finally dropped donkey's lifeless body a wave of relief went through him. He had finally killed what he had hated for so long.

A shriek broke the silence and Shrek quickly looked over to see princess Fiona had come back from town. She witness everything, Fiona just stood there in shock. Shrek ran back over to his hut where she was standing.
"Let me explain Fiona"
"No shrek I....I..."
Princess Fiona passed out into a catatonic state where went out of the oger form and back to her human form. Shrek carried her inside and put her on his bed passing back and forth what he was going to do. He couldn't let her back because she would tell, he couldn't let her stay because they would send men over. Shrek decided to think about that later and depose of donkey's body. He pulled up a lard toadstool and plopped him under it hoping that he would be decomposed.

Shrek contemplated his plan with Fiona while sitting his bed. The force of him laying on one corner made Fiona's body roll over toward him and her legs were spread open revealing her thong. Naturally he moved her to cover her back up but, he got to good of a look of her inner thighs. Shrek hadn't seen a woman in 3 months let alone a vagina. He took her legs and he spread her and legs and took off the thong. Shrek licked his lips and pulled down his pants. Shrek began raping Fiona.

Shrek's dick was 12 inches long and he could see the outline of his dick going in and out her now tight pussy. He stripped them both naked and continued raping. His big tongued went up,down and around her tits. Thrusting harder and reaching orgasm he was even more glad he murdered donkey. The cum blasted out her pussy and he pulled out his dick exhausted. Shrek repeated the process 3 times until noon only the last time with your ass hole.

Everything is back to normal :D

no more gayness of the computer

unfortunetly i think im going to hang myself now